The story of Torchlight and Torchlight II
(to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbQo3IOC_A
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how we got to the sequel-Torchlight, squared
In the dungeons below Torchlight was born and raised
a beast by the name or Ordrak who cursed their nights and days
Killin' em' spillin blood and eatin the town fool
And all shootin some fireballs now that ain't cool
With a couple of heroes
Who were up to doin' good
Heard about the trouble in the neighborhood
They got in boss fight after boss fight cus they weren't scared
And fought the demon Ordrak and vaporized him into thin air
But the curse still got worse day after day
the towns people got sick and mutated, oh no, no way!
The soldiers all got dissed and the good guys got told to stick it
So the three heroes said 'Let's find some evil ass and kick it'
the first class, the vanquisher, said 'yo this is bad'
'The corrupted embers taking over, dudes, and fast'.
Is this what the forces of the unLiving really look like?
Ewwwwwwwwwwww..that's just not right'.
'Now just hold on' said the Alchemist 'YOu can't mean that,
all this power comes from ember alone? If so, i'll eat my hat.
I don't think so,
I'll see when I get there'
I'll get to the bottom of the evil that spread from Ordraks lair'
Well, they started investigating the mines when all hell broke out
One of them went missing, his location in great doubt
Their great heroic work arrested
When they'd just gotten there
and in a haze of smoke and fire, one disappeared
A mysterious figure saw Ordraks heart and got quite near
Next thing you know the Alchemists gone, and there is much fear
Syl got hurt bad, someone needs to find evils lair
The Destroyer looks at you and says, 'Yo holmes, go there!
You'll get into the game after a near three years wait
In order to solve a mystery (like the games release date)
You'll save the world in Torchlight II
after having gone where only heroes dare
and enjoy the gaming with your buddies and all
the loot you'll share.
(original theme WB, lyrics mine)